FXXk up diary!

I just can't believe myself sometimes, for someone who is grounded and at times intelligent i can be sooo stupid, I really am a born idiot.

To mention a few recent events:

I am staying at my friends house, which always gives me houseguest paranoia as I try to be small and mouselike, taking up as little space as possible. On my first day I manage to lock her husband and two young children in the house and set the alarm off. I realise that I take instructions too literally, as I had been told to swipe the alarm and lock the door when I leave the house, that was my going round my head like a  mantra and then I failed to consider that the house was not empty. I ran back down the street to the house where her husband (who had cronic stomach pains that day) was shouting to unlock the door and asking me why I did it! I opened it and was met by the 4 puppy dog, scared stiff eyes of the children who must wonder why I have come into their lives and how soon I could leave.

There are so many examples of my stupidness, it hard being me...

Today I superglued my tongue and fingers together
I looked at my digital watch to figure out which way clockwise was!